A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry; we still have three engines.”
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we still have two engines left”.
An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left”.
One blonde looked at the other blonde and said “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day”