A couple arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car

A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.

They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.

As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.

“Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”

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“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”

L. Johnny visits his farmer grandpa

One day, L. Johnny visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.

The next day one of the cows runs away and his grandpa is really upset about it.

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“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says L.Johnny helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”