A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.”
The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate ?”
“No,” says the boy, “he minded his own bloody business.”
Woman Finds Funny Note Attached to Dog’s Collar
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; then he followed me into my house, walked slowly down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door and I let him out.
The next day he came back, greeted me in my garden, entered and resumed his place in the hallway, and slept again for about an hour. It took several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
”I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
”He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
This is really awesome. We can all relate to this sweet dog.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!