Bean
One day a bunny walks into a grocery store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The bunny goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
“No, we do not sell grapes.” the manager says
The bunny goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!”
The bunny goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.” The duck says,
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“Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?”
Loll
My five-year-old grandson joined an event at a mall.
At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap.
When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move, he just stared.
“Don’t you want to sit on the bunny’s lap?”, I asked.
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“No!”, he shouted. “There’s a man in his mouth!”
