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A Brunette, Redhead, and Blonde entered a game show.
The host explained the rules, “I will tell a joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! ”
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
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She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks for a dozen of lobster
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.”
He said, “I’ll take a dozen!”
She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
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He assured her he couldn’t wait. Then she began… “Once upon a time, there was this little lobster…..”
