Jasmine
A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.
On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.
She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.
Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.
He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.
He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
LOL!!
A blonde bought a brand new car.
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.
She reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she didn’t come home that evening or the next day.
When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened.
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!