Jasmine
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.”
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Just before the helicopter reached 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash-landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. “What went wrong?”
The blonde said, “At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.”
LOL!!
A Blonde Tried To Sell Her Old Car
A blonde wanted to sell an old car but couldn’t find a buyer.
She called her friend for advice and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
“235,000 miles”.
Her friend told her that was the problem.
But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and that he could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.
So the blond went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.
Two days later, the blonde’s friend asked her if she had sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.
The blonde said to her, “Why would I sell the car? It’s only 40,000 miles on it!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!