A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, “What is that and what’s it for?”
The clerk answers, “It’s a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The blonde says, “I’ll take it.”
When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, “What is that?”
The blonde worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.”
“Whatcha got in it?”
“A cup of coffee and a Popsicle.”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank. When the cops arrive they get in their car and drive as far as they can to escape the cops
They ended up running out of gas right next to a barn. The redhead says “Let’s hide in there!”
Just as the cops are approaching them. They all run into the barn and find hiding places.
The redhead hides behind the pigs so when the cops come by she says “oink, oink”. The cops run along where the brunette hides behind the cows.
When the cops come closer to the cows, she says “Moo” so the cops walk away.
The blonde hides behind the haystack so when the cops come by she says “HAY HAY HAY”