A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and say…

A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and say…

Blonde:”May I have a glass of water, doctor.”

Doctor: “Are you thirsty?”

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Blonde: “No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.”

A teacher asked a student his parent’s names

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”

The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”

The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”

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The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”