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Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
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The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”
An Old Blonde Floridian Called 911.
An old Blonde Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
“They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher said,
“Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
“Disregard.”, He says. “She got in the back seat by mistake.”