Jasmine
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.”
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Just before the helicopter reached 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash-landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. “What went wrong?”
The blonde said, “At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.”
LOL!!
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Two Blondes and a Lightbulb
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
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