A blonde had just started a job felling trees for a local contractor
When the day was over the contractor visited to see she’d only chopped down one tree.
The contractor asked the blonde what was wrong.
She said: “This saws no good boss, I worked all day but could only do one tree.”
“Let me take a look,” Says the contractor as he starts up the chainsaw.
The blonde looks startled: “what’s that noise boss?”
A boss tells a joke to his all staff
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss.
“Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied.
“I’m leaving Friday.”