A blonde and her mother are walking around. The blonde starts falling over and bumping into everything.
“Lilly, what are you doing?” The mother asks. She replies
“For some reason, when I close my eyes, I can’t see anything!”
“This is why I told your father we should’ve adopted an Asian” The mother mumbles. Lilly falls over again.
Little Johnny and his hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
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