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A Blonde and Her Mother

A blonde and her mother are walking around. The blonde starts falling over and bumping into everything.

“Lilly, what are you doing?” The mother asks. She replies

“For some reason, when I close my eyes, I can’t see anything!”

“This is why I told your father we should’ve adopted an Asian” The mother mumbles. Lilly falls over again.

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Little Johnny and his hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”

“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears.

“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?

“I did!” sobbed Johnny.

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