A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”
A blonde had just started a job.
A blonde had just started a job felling trees for a local contractor
When the day was over the contractor visited to see if she’d only chopped down one tree.
The contractor asked the blonde what was wrong.
She said: “This saws no good boss, I worked all day but could only do one tree.”
“Let me take a look,” Says the contractor as he starts up the chainsaw.
The blonde looks startled: “what’s that noise boss?”