Jasmine
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discovering a magic lamp.
They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.”
POOF!
The brunette gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the redhead says, “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.”
POOF!
The redhead gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”
LOL!!
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Three blondes are in an elevator
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck.
Even the phones are turned off.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,
“Together, together, together.”
LOL!
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