Jasmine
One day there were three astronauts a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead eating together.
The brunette says, “Hey guys, we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that,” and they said, “Yeah, yeah we are.
They then start to eat again when the redhead says, “Hey guys, we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too.”
They say, “Yeah, yeah we are.”
The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, “You guys, you know how we were the first ones in outer space and the first ones on the moon?”
They say, “Yeah, so?”
“Well,” the blonde says, “we should be the first ones on the sun too.”
The redhead says, “You crazy blonde if we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die.”
The blonde replies, “You are crazy, we wouldn’t go during the day. We would go at night.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home.
Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family.
Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!