Jasmine
A blond guy always wanted to skydive.
He waited for years before he had the courage to enroll in a skydiving course.
They were taught how to jump and when to pull the cord.
The instructor told them, “First, after 10 seconds you pull the cord, if for some reason that doesn’t work, pull the second cord for the auxiliary parachute. At the bottom, there will be a bus waiting to take pick you up.”
So the blond guy takes his parachute and nervously sits down with everyone getting ready for the jump.
The light comes on and they start heading out of the plane one by one.
When it comes to his turn, the blond guy screams and jumps.
For 10 beautiful seconds, he gets to fly and hover.
Then he remembers to pull the cord.
Nothing happens.
Panicked, he pulls the other cord.
Again, nothing happens.
“Oh man,” said the blond guy to himself, “that bus better be down there or I’m screwed!”
LOL!!
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A blonde woman gets on a plane to Sydney
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first-class section, and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her and asks to see her ticket. Then inform the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she needs to sit in the back.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy class ticket but is sitting in first class and will not return to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that when they land, he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she then says “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are surprised and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.”
That pilot knew what he was doing!
LOL!!
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