Bean
A beggar came to a pedestrian in the morning on Liverpool Street and demanded, “Sir, Please give me six pounds, I need to drink coffee.”
The pedestrian recognized him as some big-shot businessman and asked, “Coffee costs three pounds. Why do you need six pounds?”
The beggar says, “Well, I need to buy one coffee for myself and one for my girlfriend.”
The pedestrian says, “You became a beggar and made a girlfriend?”
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The beggar says, “No sir, I made a girlfriend and then became a beggar.”
A man walks into a bar and orders drink after drink after drink
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk
“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”
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”Exactly. That’s my daughter.” <3