A man was Promoted to Montreal

Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!

The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.

Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!

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The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?

A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.

A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.

The blonde’s phone rang a few times.

The brunette asked: “Why aren’t you answering your phone?”

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The blonde replied: “It’s not mine. I haven’t told anyone I’m here”.

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