Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.

‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked.

‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy.

‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran.

‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.’ ‘I’ll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,’ replied Jimmy!

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,

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“Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”