A man wore Colonial clothing

A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district.

Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.

He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman

walked by.

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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’

A teacher asked all the students to write an essay.

The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet.

The next day she started checking the homework of everyone.

After checking Little Johnny’s essay teacher asked him, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”

Did you copy hers? she asked.

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Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”

LOL!! SO CUTE!!