Jasmine
A lawyer is trying to call his clients.
The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello.”
L = Lawyer
B = Little Boy
L: “Is your mother here?”
B: (whisper) “Yes.”
L: “Can I speak with her?”
B: (whisper) “She’s busy.”
L: “Is your father here?”
B: (whisper) “Yes.”
L: “Can I speak with him?”
B: (whisper) “He’s busy.”
L: “Is there anyone else?”
B: (whisper) “Firefighters.”
L: “Can I talk to one of them?”
B: (whisper) They’re busy.
L: “Is there anyone else?”
B: (whisper) “The police department.”
L: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”
B: (whisper) “They’re busy.”
L: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”
B: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Father Asked His Little Boy
When a father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas.
The boy replied. “A baby sister.”
As it turned out, the wife was pregnant and delivered on Christmas Eve.
On Christmas Day she brought home a brand new baby sister for their son.
The next year, when the father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas, the boy said…
“If it wouldn’t make mummy too uncomfortable, I’d like a pony.”
LOL!! So cute!!