Jasmine
A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde was visiting Eiffel Tower for the first time
A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him, “Excuse me, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?”
The policeman replied, “Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it will take you there in 10 minutes.”
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left.
A few hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there!
“Why are you still here?” The policeman asked, “I left you 4 hours ago and you haven’t boarded the bus?”
“Oh don’t worry sir, sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!