Jasmine
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
She parked the truck got out, threw o-ff all her clothes, and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba!” These clothes woulda never fit you.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop.
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, who didn’t want to appear stupid, walked into the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”
“Oh, OK!” said the blonde.
She thought about it for a moment, then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!