Jasmine
Little Johnny got his first job running the register at a store.
The old store owner said he would teach him how to upsell.
“Watch how I do it,” he said to the new hire.
As a customer put a bag of grass seeds on the counter, the old-timer said to him, “When you plant these seeds and the grass starts growing, you’re going to need a new lawnmower to cut the grass.”
“You know,” said the man, “I need a new lawnmower. Of course, I’ll take one.”
After the customer left, Little Johnny said, “I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one.”
A customer stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons.
The young salesman Johnny said, “You know, you should get yourself a new lawnmower to go with that.”
The man asked the young salesman Johnny, “What are you talking about?”
“It looks like your weekend’s shot so you might as well cut the grass.”
LOL!!
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L.Johnny Was Having Problems In English Class.
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.
She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.
When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.
“Hi Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mother or father.” She said.
“Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.”
She said. “what is it with your grammar?”
“Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied.
“But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”
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