Jasmine
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”
He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”
The cop asks the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”
The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.
The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”
And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Farmer Was Trying To Buy A New Truck.
A wise old farmer went to town to buy a new pickup truck that he saw advertised in the newspaper for a certain price.
After telling the salesman which truck they wanted, they set down to do the paperwork.
The salesman handed the bill to the farmer and the farmer declared, “This is not the price I saw!”
The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, power steering, special tires, etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer, who urgently needed the truck, paid the price and went home.
A few months later, the salesman phoned the farmer and said, “My son is in 4-H and needs a cow for a project. Do you have any to sell? ”
The farmer replied, “Yes, I have a few cows that I would sell for $500 apiece. Come see them and take your choice. ”
The salesman said he and his son would be there in a moment.
After spending a few hours in the field checking out all of the farmer’s cows, the two decided to pick one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.
The farmer said, “Now wait, that’s not the final price of the cow. You are getting extras with it and you have to pay them too.”
“What extras?” asked the salesman.
Below is the list the farmer gave the salesman for the final price of the cow:
BASIC COW – $500.00
Two-tone exterior – $45.00
Extra stomach – $75.00
Product storing equipment – $60.00
Straw compartment – $120.00
4 spigots @$10 each – $40.00
Leather upholstery – $125.00
Dual horns – $45.00
Automatic fly swatter – $38.00
Fertilizer attachment – $185.00
Grand Total – $1,233.00