Jasmine
A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple.
He asks for a cup of coffee.
The old man working at the counter turns to the kitchen and says, “Sweetie! A cup of coffee to this gentleman please!”
The man thought that was kinda cute and decided to order a piece of cake.
The elderly man turned to the kitchen again and proclaimed, “Love of my life! A slice of cake too please.”
The man found that adorable and, deciding to see that just one more time asked for some cookies.
And just like that, “Oh reason of my existence! Some cookies too!”
After the man was done and was paying the bill he turned to the senior and said, “It’s rather adorable how you two call each other cute nicknames like that. You don’t see that much nowadays.”
The old man looked at the boy, then towards the kitchen, and whispered to the man, “Nah. I just forgot the Hag’s name 20 years ago.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”