Jasmine
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine? ” She asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
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First-grade teacher is showing pictures of animals to her students
Miss Clarkson wanted to teach her first graders more about animals but first decided to find out how many they already knew and could name.
She held up a picture of a lamb, to which a little girl enthusiastically replied, “That’s a sheep!”
“That’s right, well done!” Miss Clarkson said before showing a photo of a camel.
“Who can guess what this one is?” she asked the class.
“That’s a camel!” one of the boys exclaimed.
“Good, well done!” Miss Clarkson said again before showing the picture of a deer.
But the class fell silent and she offered a clue to help them.
“What does your mother call your father?” she asked.
Delighted with the response, Franky said, “I know! I know! It’s a lazy old goat!”
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