Jasmine
A young accountant, straight out of college applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.
He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch.
“I need someone with an accounting degree,” says the man, “but mainly I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for me.”
“What do you mean?” said the accountant.
“I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.”
“Okay,” says the accountant.
“How much are you offering?” “You can start on seventy-five thousand,” says the owner.
“Seventy-five thousand dollars.
How can a business like this afford to pay so much?”
“That,” says the man, “is your first worry.”
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Man Gets Fired from Job at Walmart
After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelled obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? are you blind or stupid?”
So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-l.ept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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