Jasmine
This guy is walking downtown when he sees this blonde jumping up and down on top of a manhole cover shouting, “32! 32! 32! 32!”
And he walks over and says, “Hey! What… what are you doing?”
And she says, “Oh, it’s just a game blonde girls like to play. You probably wouldn’t be good at it.”
And he gets all insulted and demands to play.
He gets on top of the manhole and starts jumping shouting, “32! 32! 32!” and she says, “No! No! No! You need to jump much higher!”
And he jumps in the air and shouts, “32! 32! 32!”
And before he can hit the ground, the blond pulls away from the manhole cover and he falls into the sewer.
She replaces the manhole cover, gets back on top, and starts jumping up and down shouting, “33! 33! 33!”
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe for two weeks on business and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The president of the bank and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral for a loan of $5,000.
A bank employee then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little confused. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is – why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
LOL!
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!