Jasmine
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, who didn’t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think of this place? Is… an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said.
“Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs with the sunny side up and the running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.”
“Oh, ok!” said the young girl.
She thought about it for a moment, then took a spoon from a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The truck driver asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up.”
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Three Bikers and a Trucker
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers entered.
The first one approached the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s cake, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked over to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk, then sat down at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then sat down at the counter.
Onlookers were deeply shocked at the men’s behavior, but the old man did not seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly after, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
LOL!!!
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