Jasmine
Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi’s door.
“What can I do for you, gentlemen? Said the rabbi opening his door.
They explain to him that they have an argument and cannot resolve it.
The Rabbi agrees to help them.
“What is the argument about?” he asks.
First man: “Black is a color!”
Second man: “NO! It is not!”
First man: “It’s a color!”
Second man: “Rabbi, is black a color?”
“Well, sure…” the rabbi said confused.
First man: “See, I told you. And so is white!”
Second man: “White is not a color!”
First man: “Rabbi?”
Rabbi: “Well, yes, white is a color.”
First Man: “See? I told you, Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!”
LOL!!
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Two Irishmen Are Traveling To Australia
So two Irishmen go to Australia.
Before they leave the home, one of their fathers gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them, Australian taxi drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t pay them what they ask. You haggle.”
At Sydney Airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel.
When they get to their destination, the taxi driver says, “That’s twenty dollars, guys.” “Oh no, you don’t! My dad warned me about you.
You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the men.
“And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.
LOL!!
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