Jasmine
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him.
The waitress asks him about his orders.
The trucker says, “A burger, chips and a coke,” and turns to the emu, ‘What’s yours?’
“Sounds awesome, I’ll have the same,” the emu says.
Shortly after, the waitress returns with the order, “That will be $9.40 please,” and he puts a hand in his pocket, takes the exact change, and pays.
The next day, the man and the emu come back and he says, “A burger, chips, and a coke.’
The emu says, “Sounds awesome, I’ll have the same.”
Again, the Aussie trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
‘The usual?’ asks the waitress.
This becomes routine until the two of them come home.
‘The usual?’ asks the waitress.
“No, it’s Friday night, so I’ll have a steak, baked potato, and a salad,’ says the man.
‘Same for me,’ says the emu.
A moment later, the waitress brings the order and says, ‘That will be $32.62.’
Once again, the man takes the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. ‘Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?’
“Well, my dear,” said the trucker,’ a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed and found an old lamp.
When I was cleaning it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there. ‘
‘That’s brilliant!’ says the waitress.
“Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!’
Correctly. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.’ says the man.
Still curious, the waitress asks, “What about the emu?!?”
The trucker pauses, sighs, and answers, “My second wish was a tall, leggy girl who goes everywhere with me and agrees with everything I say.”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men’s brains work brilliantly until they start thinking about a woman!!