Jasmine
A Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redhead said, “You know, it’s the same sandwich my wife makes for me every day.” I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.
The Bald man said, “Right there with you, my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The Blond man said, “With you guys if I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the Bald man had jam, and the Blonde man had ham.
So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches?”
The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space”.
The American said, “We were the first to walk on the moon.”
The blonde said, “We are going to be the first on the sun.”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, “You cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.”
The blonde replied, “Do you think we’re stupid? We will go at night. “