Jasmine
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.
They have just lost their bull.
The women have to buy another one but only have $500.
The redhead said to the blonde, “I’ll go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.”
She goes to the market and finds one for $499.
With only a dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds that it costs a dollar per word.
She doesn’t know how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and the trailer.
Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.”
The operator asks skeptically, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?”
The redhead replies, “She is blonde and so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space”.
The American said, “We were the first to walk on the moon.”
The blonde said, “We are going to be the first on the sun.”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, “You cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.”
The blonde replied, “Do you think we’re stupid? We will go at night. “