Jasmine
A priest and a taxi driver both passed away and went to Heaven.
St. Peter was waiting for them at the Pearly gates.
“Come with me,” said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did what he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion.
It had everything you could imagine, from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
“Wow, thank you,” said the taxi driver.
Then St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the priest.
‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Three Men in Heaven
Three men died and when they got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, “I know you guys will be forgiven for being here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer.”
The first man approaches him and Peter asks him, “How long were you married?”
The first man says, “24 years”.
“Did you ever cheat on your wife?”, Peter asked. The man said, “Yeah, 7 times… but you said I was forgiven.”
Peter said, “Yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Pinto to drive.”
The second man comes and receives the same question from Peter.
The second man said, “I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well.”
Peter said, “Glad to hear that, here’s a Lincoln.”
The third man walked up to him and said, “Peter, I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and I haven’t even looked at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!”
Peter said, “I love to hear that. Here’s a Jaguar!”
A few days later, the two men with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the man with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the man with the Jaguar what was going on, he said, “I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!”
LOL!!!