Jasmine
A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.
Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.
As a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”
The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.
He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.
Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: “Father, I am still very cold.”
He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”
This time he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said, “Sister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married ”
The nun purred, “That’s fine with me.”
To which the priest yelled out, “Okay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!”
Oh, the beauty of marriage!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!