Jasmine
Many years ago two sisters, a blonde and a brunette inherited the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after only a few years, they are in financial trouble.
To keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they must buy a bull from a stockyard in a far-away town so that they can breed their own stock.
They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette said to her sister, “When I get there and decide to buy the bull, I will contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.”
The telegraph operator says he will be glad to help her, then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.”
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.
She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, “I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable’.
The operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word “comfortable?”
The brunette explains, “My sister is blonde. The word is big. She will read it very slowly… com-for-da-bull.”
LOL!
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