Jasmine
One day, a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
The manager repeats the same thing, “No, we don’t sell grapes”.
The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
This time the manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask again, I’ll nail your beak to the ground!”
The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.”
The duck says, “Okay, that’s good. Do you sell grapes?”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Three Handsome Male Dogs Are Walking
Three handsome male dogs are walking on the street when they see a beautiful and attractive female poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves, and hoping for a look back from her.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be nice and tells them.
“The first one who can use words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can date me.”
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle.
“That shows neither imagination nor intelligence.”
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said:
“How well can you do?”
“Ummmm… I hate liver and cheese,” the Golden Retriever blurts.
“My, my,” said the Poodle.
“I think it’s hopeless.
That’s just as stupid as the sentence from the Lab. ”
Then she turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He smiles at her, gives her a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab, and says …
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”
Liver alone, cheese mine!” is a jocular way of saying “Leave her alone, she’s mine!
Hope this funny story makes you smile! Have a nice day!