Jasmine
It’s Clyde’s first day of grade school after several years of being homeschooled.
The teacher asks the little boy if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” the little boy replies.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” replies little Clyde.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a very good job. What comes after ten? ”
“A jack,” Clyde replies.
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Teacher Gets Frustrated With One Student’s Dumb Answer
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, wherein the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
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