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A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo. Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest?”
The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son:- “If your mom and I fall into the water, which one would you save first?”
So, because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!”
A few days later, her son and his wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
The husband replied: “I don’t have to get into the water. My mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us. Which one will it BE?”
Her husband replied: “Then I’m sorry to say you’ll die anyway because I don’t know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first!”
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Salesman Sells Car At Discount To An Attractive Blonde
A retired elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a miniskirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would keep the car until we raised the asking price by $55,000,” said the older man. “But I just heard that you got the $45,000 deal for the beautiful young lady over there.”
“And if I remember correctly, you insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and took a large glass of water. “Well, what can I tell you? She had the money ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
At that moment, the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys to the car. “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”