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3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said: “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked, “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly ki….l….led us!”
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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
“Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator.
“Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies.
“Okay, where do you live?”
“In a house you silly billy!” the blonde replies.
“No, no! How do we get there?” the operator asks frustratedly.
“Duh! Big Red Truck!!”