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The 2.99 Special

We went to a restaurant for breakfast where the “senior special” consisted of two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.

“Sounds good,” my wife said.

“But I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her.

“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

‘YES!’ the waitress explained.

“So I’ll take the special then,” my wife said…

“How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.

“Raw and in the shell,” replied my wife. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake…


Is this funny?

An Old Man Walked Into The Bank.

An old man went to a bank to withdraw money.

The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.”

The bank teller told him, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”

The elderly man then asked, “Why?”

The teller irritably told him, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old man. The elderly man remained silent.

But he returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”

The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old man, “I’m sorry, sir, you have £80,000 in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”

The elderly man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told him, “Any amount up to £5000.”

The old man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw £5000 from his account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old man respectfully. The elderly man put £10 in his bag and asked the teller to return the remaining £4990 to her account.

Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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