Jasmine
A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.
They were stunned by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (who had never seen an elevator) replied, “My son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls open and the lady walks into a small room between them.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the little numbers above the walls light up one by one.
They kept watching until it reached the last number, then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”
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16 Year-Old Boy and New Chevrolet Avalanche
A 16-year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche.
And his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did this truck come from ?!”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money? His parents asked.
They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
“Well,” the boy said, “this one only cost me fifteen dollars.”
So the parents began to yell even louder.
“Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” they said.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.
“I don’t know her name, she saw me ride past on my bike and asked if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my Goodness!” moaned the mother. “Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived.
And found her in the yard, where she quietly planting petunias!
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.
And wanted to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said. “I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip but learned from a friend that he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress. And really doesn’t intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and needed cash. And asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did. ”
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