A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
“OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me” and he stepps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: “What the hell are you doing here!”
Repairman: “Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!”
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.
Woman: “Quick! My husband is back!”
Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think:
“Shit! But I am the husband!”
Once Dean and Martin came to Martin’s house and heard some noises in Martin’s bedroom upstairs.
Surprised and alert, they crept up and peeked inside the bedroom carefully from the gap in the door.
They found his milkman in bed with Martin’s wife.
They went down silently and into the kitchen.
Martin was shaking with rage.
He jerked open the fridge, grabbed two bottles of chilled beer and handed one over to Dean.
Both had a couple of sips in silence.
Dean understood Martin’s rage and said: “Sorry about that, but what about that milkman?”