Harry was bored and went to a bar to drink beer one night.
Soon after, Alex sat beside him.
Harry pulled a tiny man and a tiny piano from his bag.
Immediately after Harry placed the tiny man on the counter, he started playing the piano.
Alex asked him where he found the little guy.
Harry replied that he got him from the genie in the men’s bathroom.
So Alex rushed into the men’s bathroom, and of course, there was that genie Harry was telling him about.
Alex then heard the genie’s voice, saying, “Hello, I can only grant only one wish!”
When Alex heard the offer, he immediately informed the genie that he wished for a million bucks.
This lead to a million ducks being created by the genie.
A confused Alex stared at the genie.
He returned to Harry and said he thought the genie was a bit deaf because he asked for a million bucks, only to get a million ducks.
Harry replied, “Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Man Goes Into a Bar
A man walks into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a cola.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.