The teacher asks the class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I”.
After some children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says “I is-” and is immediately interrupted by the teacher, “I am!”
She side-eyes the teacher, frowns, and ignores her teacher, starting again “I is-” again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily “It’s I am! Use the proper word!”
The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.
“Fine,” she sighs “I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty Johnny approached him,
Little Johnny: Teacher, are you sleeping in class?
Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny: What did you do, sir?
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
The next day, the Johnny Boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Young man, are you sleeping in my classroom.”
Little Johnny: No, not me, sir, I am not sleeping.
Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”
Little Johnny: “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say??”
Little Johnny: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday …”