One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street.
When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.
“I’ll give you a big bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” the driver said.
“No way! Get out of here!” The boy replied.
“How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” asked the driver.
“I said no way,” replied the boy again and continued walking.
“What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver.
“No, I’m not getting in the car,” the boy replied.
“Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered.
“No!” the boy replied firmly.
“What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver.
The boy replied, “Listen, daddy. You bought the Volvo. You live with it!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad
A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but were still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
LOL!!
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