A man was on a business trip to Japan and wanted to buy gifts for his children.
He walked into a store and found a nice-looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What happens if this doesn’t work?’
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only English sign that reads, ‘GUARANTEE NO SPOILED’.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel, but it wouldn’t even switch on.
He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of the guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, “Brother, you are in Japan. We read from the right to the left.’
Salesman tries to trick an old Texas lady
An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” the young man said, “if I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” said the old lady, “I have no money for such things!” and she proceeded to close the door.
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “At least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Wait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
More than he bargained for. That’s for sure!
If this story taught me anything, it’s that you don’t mess with Texas ladies – you might get more than what you bargained for!
Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!!