Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work

A wife is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the closet of the bedroom to watch.

The husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet and does not realize that the little boy is already there.

The little boy says, “It’s dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”

Man ~ “That’s nice.”

Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”

Man ~ “No, thanks.”

Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”

Man ~ “OK, how much?”

Boy ~ “$250?

In the coming weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are together in the closet.

Boy ~ “It’s dark in here.”

Man ~ “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Boy ~ “$750?

Man ~ “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy ~ “$1,000?

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.”

“I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father leaves the little boy to sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”


Wife Reads Out Husband’s Affair Texts Instead Of Vows At Wedding

The acts of getting married are something that those do when they are seriously in love and wish to stand up in front of all their friends and family and declare about how this is the happiest time in their lives – and how they’ll love one another forever.

The woman, Casey *, says that the night before the big day, she found text messages from her fiancé that had completely changed the course of her day – and her life together.

In a post she wrote on Whimn, Casey says: “Alex* and I had been together for six years. I felt he was The One instantly. Our families became friends, our lives were entwined, and I believed we’d live happily ever after.”

The night before her wedding, when Casey was hanging around the hotel with her friends, she announced that she had received an SMS from an unknown number that had broken her heart.

“But this text wasn’t like the other wishes of luck and love. This text took us all by surprise and changed everything in the heartbeat. The message was a series of screenshots from a number I didn’t recognize. The accompanying message simply said, “I wouldn’t marry him. Will you?”

The text messages contained selfies of the couple with several screenshots of their exchanges dating not only several months but also a few days before the wedding. According to the Whimn post, the text messages included comments from her fiancé saying:

“This weekend. You and I. It is on hot stuff. Bring your A game.”

“Your body is f*cking incredible. And shit do you know how to use it. I wish my GF had half the skills you do.”

“I miss you so much. I can’t stop thinking about L, S, F’ing you. I’ve never had this kind of connection before.”

While her bridesmaids and best friends were trying to persuade her to stop the wedding immediately and cancel, Casey remained the final decision. Did she end things there and then, and as she claims in the post she ‘still loved him, and still wanted to marry him’. So she went along with the wedding as planned the next day with a heavy heart.

However, when it came to the ceremony, after walking down the aisle Casey turned to her fiancé and the rest of the congregation and declared that there would not be a wedding taking place that day as her fiancé was ‘not who she thought he was’, and proceeded to read EVERY message aloud to everyone who had gathered to celebrate their matrimony.

“With each word, more color left Alex’s face. I let my weeping eyes rise and meet him, and he had not one thing to say. He stalked out of the church with his best man trailing behind him. His family looked on, horrified.”